They're Shitty

If we play bad enough...

The classic baseball movie, Major League, was released in 1989. It's a comedy about the Cleveland Indians (yes, there used to be a Major League team by that name). If you haven't seen it, you should. I rewatched it recently and it definitely holds up.

Anyway, the opening premise of the film is that the owner's widow (a former showgirl) inherits the team …